Theater Tranny

When I was leaving the $2 movie theater the other day, I was taken a bit by surprise when I saw an obvious man come into the theater with a not so obvious man.  I’m not very educated about the transvestite subculture and I’m not sure if this was pre or post op.

He/she was wearing a tank top and had very large, about DD breasts.  But he/she had hair under his/her arms.  Out of politeness I didn’t want to stare because I have no idea what kind of life this person has had.  I’ve always envisioned transvestites as probably having very troubled lives at some point.  After all, it would take a lot for me to have my penis split down the middle and folded back to create a vagina.  And all that hormone therapy must be horrible.

I thought it would be rude of me to wait by the bathrooms to see which one he/she picked.  I really wanted to, but I just couldn’t.  People were beginning to stare and that had to make him/her uncomfortable.  At least I know now how lepers must feel when they go to the movies.

Anyway, while I felt somewhat sorry for him/her, I was left morbidly confused.

Should I feel bad for trannies or should I just put them in the “freak” category?

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One thought on “Theater Tranny

  1. Well, remember “freak” does imply “Superfreak” and “Get your freak on!” Don’t accidentally get yourself into fetish territory. Might I also suggest a pair of nifty sunglasses with mirrors in them so you can see behind you? Then you can stand near the concession stand, pretending to wait in line for popcorn, while in actuality, you are keeping an eye on the bathrooms to see which one the gender-variant person chooses.

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