What would jesus say if he were kicking it in his sandals down the Sunset Strip in the year 2012? I think he would say the following:
- Damn those Kardashians are worthless, but I would love to smack Kim’s ass.
- Marie Osmond is still doing commercials and pimping herself? I guess Satan isn’t going to release her soul after all.
- I’m going to call dad and have him change Sodom & Gomorrah in the bible to Jersey Shore & American Idol
- I can’t wait to babysit Justin Beiber and dress him in crotchless lederhosen.
- I wish I had some of this Gold Bond Medicated powder back in the day
- Holy Shit!!! Mountain Dew has no trans-fat, relief
- Dad had nothing to do with creating rednecks, nothing at all
- Hey sheep, use some common sense, my dad isn’t real and neither am I, wake up