Pat Robertson (the true sign of the apocalypse)

Holy fuck.  Will someone please stop this man from speaking???  I beg you to watch the link and listen to this ranting, raving lunatic.

I will never understand why so many christians are terrified of gay people.  Why do they use one passage from Leviticus to support their hatred?  Why don’t they adhere to the other bull shit passages from Leviticus?

Pat Robertson is wonderful for spouting some of the craziest bull shit from his pretentious, white mouth.  From blaming the Haiti earthquake on gays to this idiotic rant about gay rights leading to animal fucking, this dude is a riot.

His repression is so immense I’m willing to bet that he probably has 3 or 4 Filipino boys tied up in his basement with ball gags in their mouths.  After he gets home from a long day of bashing the unholy, he puts on his assless chaps and tosses the Filipino boys salads for about three hours.  Then he goes to bed, wakes up and continues to berate that which he is most afraid of…………… gay sex.

Dear Religious people, Pat Robertson is the true sign of the apocalypse.  Make sure to keep sending him money, keep sending money, keep sending money……….your reward is everlasting life in heaven.

Scientology (levels of crazy)

CRUISEAfter recently watching the HBO documentary Going Clear I was baffled, yet conflicted. I am a champion of free speech, freedom of religion and for people to believe what they want to believe.

But damn, watching this documentary was painful. I always try to approach any documentary with an open mind, because generally, a documentary presents one side of a story.

That being said, if only 10% of this doc is true, then everyone should be terrified. Very, very terrified. The “auditing”, the “bridge”, the Galactic Overlord Xenu and evil spirits taking over your body………HOLY SHIT.

In many respects though, Scientology is not much different than any other religion. In my opinion, most religions are based on beliefs that are incredibly ridiculous.

Most of the stories in the Christian bible are difficult to grasp or comprehend on any level. So I guess it just comes down to levels of crazy.

A guy in the clouds snapping his fingers and creating Earth=Batshit Crazy. Scientology and Xenu=Triple Batshit Crazy. I can’t even write anymore because every time I think about it my mouth hits the floor.

I truly can’t believe that so many people can be so fucking stupid to believe this shit. Baffling. But hey, it’s worth a watch. It’s interesting, disturbing and will make you hate Tom Cruise and John Travolta more than you probably already do.

Please stop praying (god forgot about you)

Something that always intrigues me is tragedy and religion. Recently when reading my local news website, there was a terribly sad article about a mother who was killed in a traffic accident.

Then, I stupidly began reading the comments below the article.

I was amazed by how many complete strangers were “praying” for them. This always baffles me. “Hey, you are dead. But don’t worry, I’m praying for you.”

If prayer actually worked, it appears that maybe everyone was a little too late for this poor mother. Maybe they should have prayed before she was killed.

God really let her down. I guess he was too busy that day. But don’t worry, people are praying for her now………after she’s dead.

I can imagine how the surviving family members must feel after such a tragedy. Dealing with the death of a loved one must be easier knowing complete strangers are praying for them.

Please everyone, STOP PRAYING FOR DEAD PEOPLE, they are already dead and you were too late.  Instead, maybe do something that actually does something.  Maybe make a dinner for the family, donate to a college fund for the kids, etc.

Praying is a cop-out for all those who are too lazy to do something real that actually helps people.  Pull your hands apart and make a real difference.  The only thing prayer does is help the person who is praying feel better about themselves.

Pit Bull Parade

pitbullidiotI’ve written about tons of different topics on my blogs throughout the years and I’ve always been amazed at how my Pit Bull posts seem to attract the most attention. It absolutely baffles me.

I have always been a dog lover and I especially love pit bulls. They truly are beautiful dogs. What angers me about them is the fact, the absolute fact, that there are too many irresponsible pit bull owners. These irresponsible owners include; white trash, ghetto fabulous trash, Hispanic trash, etc. It’s not a race thing, it’s a stupidity thing.

From www.dogsbite.org- In the 10-year period from 2005 to 2014, pit bulls killed 203 Americans and accounted for 62% of the total recorded deaths (326). Combined, pit bulls and rottweilers accounted for 74% of these deaths.

Why is this such a polarizing topic? Why do so many people scratch their balls off to defend pit bulls? I just don’t get it.  I think the statistics speak for themselves. Pit bulls can be very fucking dangerous.

I haven’t seen the studies yet, but I’m pretty sure that these same irresponsible pit bull owners probably have pythons, exotic sword collections and quite possibly numerous varieties of Chinese throwing stars.

To help this dire situation I think the following rules should be implemented immediately regarding pit bull ownership:

In order to own a pit bull, one must-

  1. Have a full time job
  2. At least own the trailer they live or “stay” at
  3. Have less than 6 children living with them
  4. Have at least a High School diploma or GED
  5. Have a working refrigerator

While the list could be much longer, I think this is a good start.

Sadly though, I fear the Pit Bull Parade will never stop. The saddest part is that most irresponsible pit bull owners have them because it makes them feel tough. Awesome, thanks Duh’Merica.

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(Related Pit Bull Posts: Pit Bull Snacks on Boy’s Genitals; Mad, Dumb-Ass Pit Bull Defender; Pit Bulls, White Trash & Ghetto Fabulous; Banging a Pit Bull)

Distraction

One great big festering neon distraction.  I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.  Learn to swim. AEnema by Tool

I drive a lot for work throughout the state of Florida.  During that driving, I have a lot of time to think.

Maybe it’s different in your state, but in Florida about 90% of the billboard adverts on the roads are as follows:

* Lawyer Adverts- “have you been in a car accident,” etc.  Call a lawyer before calling 911, even if you are bleeding to death.  Make sure you get that settlement.

* Religious Anti-Abortion Adverts– “after 18 days, my heart is beating”  Holy shit Christians, way to make people feel good about their predicaments.

So many people are simply distracted from what is important in life.  It’s hard for me to be angry at what I see because those adverts wouldn’t be there if it weren’t for the demand.

It’s all supply and demand.  Most of American society has been reduced to the lowest common denominator.  Just look at what entertains us, just look at what we are distracted by, just look at what we want to be.

Listen to AEnema by Tool, it’s amazingly perfect.  The end isn’t near, it’s already here.

 

 

 

the good life

“I’m looking in… on the good life I might be… doomed never to find.” new slang by the shins

Each time I listen to that song that one line resonates deeply for me.  I think we’ve all been at a point in our lives when we’ve been looking for some place where we’d rather be.

Our current circumstances may seem so unbearable, so intolerable that we wander down the street looking for that better life.  We peer through the window of the family with the seemingly perfect life.  The family with the big car, the bright diamonds, the rolex and the glaring smiles.

Then hopefully you realize what a crock of shit that is.  That smiling family is usually more fucked up than you.  The husband gave the wife herpes.  The rolex is fake.  They are still paying for the diamond at 25% interest and they sleep in different rooms.

Perspective is an incredible concept to understand.  I’m 38 now and it took me a damn long time to figure out the beauty of perspective.

All those wasted years I spent looking for that good life almost doomed me.  Almost.