the great distraction (nothing is real)

“One great big festering neon distraction, I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.  Learn to swim.” Aenema by Tool

If you haven’t noticed yet, nothing is real anymore.  Nothing at all is real anymore.  American Society has been effectively reduced to a group of people who will believe anything fed to them…. as long as the food fits whatever their respective narrative is.

070911-N-4007G-008 SAN DIEGO (Sept. 11, 2007) - American flags bearing the names of victims from the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and Flight 93 on Sept. 11, 2001, adorn a makeshift monument at the Balboa Park 2007 Freedom Walk. Service members and residents from the San Diego community showed their support through the walk to remember those who lost their lives on that day. U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Brian Gaines. (RELEASED)

The media, the politicians, the huge corporations are the predatory birds dropping whatever bits of leftover bullshit they are selling into the willingly open mouths of the baby birds……. the American public.

American Society has become so addicted to instant gratification, that it has no time left for reason.  The headlines are the entire story, don’t worry about searching for the truth.  As long as it fits your respective narrative, then it becomes your truth.  And your truth is absolute.

Stop believing that your political beliefs are correct.  Republicans, Democrats and Independents are not distinctive in any way, shape or form.  Each political party is a different shade of evil, but evil nonetheless.  Your vote does not matter.  Stop thinking it does.

We have become a society distracted by anything that appeals to our senses.  Anything that makes us erect, anything that helps numb us from our mundane lives, anything that gets us through to the next day.

The best part of it all is that none of this matters.  None of this really matters at all.  We are just a bunch of animals, living on a pale blue dot in the middle of nowhere.  But damn, it sure seems bigger than that.  Stay distracted Duh’Merica, stay distracted.




Pretty Stupid Girls (by Misti Rainwater-Lites)

Misti-rainwater-lites-180I’m a big fan of writer Misti Rainwater-Lites.  For me, this poem sums up Duh’Merica perfectly.

This poem is timeless and one that can be read 100 years from now and still be applicable to American Society.

This poem is absolutely, fucking perfect.

I found this on: Poem of the Week September 19th 2005

Pretty Stupid Girls by Misti Rainwater-Lites

pretty stupid girls
chewing Dentyne Ice
and chatting on their cell phones
as Vietnamese ladies
polish their toenails
pretty stupid girls
showing off cleavage and fake tans
in bra tops from Victoria’s Secret
gossiping about Kevin and Britney
wanting to be Paris and Nicole
pretty stupid girls
getting sloshed in clubs
that blast stupid songs
going home with
pretty stupid boys
proving to the world
that Americans
pretty much


I Like Glue in My Coffee

I like glue in my coffee because I’m a white, gangster, mutherfucking bitch.  Fuck the cream and sugar, I rip tags off mattresses bitches.

When my teacher told me not to eat the glue, I stood up at my desk and said, “I don’t need to eat the glue bitch, I like glue in my coffee mutherfucker.”  She sent me to the office and the principal asked me what my problem was.

I told him, “Fuck you honkey, cracker bitch, you wouldn’t understand what it’s like to be a middle-class white kid trying to make a dollar and pass the third grade.  Shit is real in my neighborhood, the HOA is cracking down on people parking on the streets and making my parents keep the landscaping presentable.  That’s why I like glue in my coffee bitch, because it eases the stress.” 

He told me if I had one more outburst that he was going to expel me.

So I replied, “That’s why I like glue in my coffee mutherfucker, because I want to get expelled, go to an alternative school where I will fit in better nigga’.  I’m tired of all these trick ass ho’s trying to make me do math and read and shit.  That’s why I like glue in my coffee.”

Idiot Starbucks lady & Gov. Scott

I’m a Florida native and I’m not exactly a fan of Governor Scott, but this woman is a fucking idiot.

It sounds to me like she’s pissed because she can’t get enough free shit.  Dear Idiot Lady, maybe spend less time buying over-priced coffee from Starbucks, stop gobbling up their free WiFi and go get a damn job.

Governor Scott was a pussy.  He could have at least told her that Dunkin Donuts is much cheaper.

This is Duh’Merica at its finest.  “I’m mad at you because you lessened my ability to get free shit.”

Jesus Went to Supercuts

photo-15So, a nice old Jehovah woman rang my doorbell today and handed me the above pamphlet.  She was not pushy at all, but rather just invited me to come get all my questions answered about Jesus. She didn’t even give me any Watchtower hand-outs, I was shocked. I thanked her and closed the door.

Of course most people find Jehovah Witnesses incredibly annoying and I generally find myself feeling that way too.  But after looking at this beautiful depiction of Jesus, I began to think about Jehovahs in a different light. Continue reading

eat, shit, breed, repeat………….

maxresdefaultWe humans are all animals, there’s no getting around that fact.  We eat, shit, breed and repeat.  Just like dogs, cats, birds, worms, etc.

But damn, we humans have such a high fucking opinion of ourselves.  We are the center of our universe.  We are so intellectually evolved.  We build pretty, shiny, big things.  We read, we write, we communicate so eloquently.

But, we still eat, shit, breed and repeat.

The most genius minds on this planet still pull down their pants each day, sit on a porcelain toilet and evacuate their bowels.  Just like a dog shitting in your yard.  The shit is no different.

We strut around our planet like we are the fucking kings.  Just like all those who were here before us.  All those who we now make fun of for believing that the Earth was flat.   But, alas, we are smarter than them.  We are so much better than them.

But, we still eat, shit, breed and repeat………. just like they did.