Ben Carson- WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Come on Trump, are you fucking kidding me? This appointment is baffling to me.

Please help me understand how a retired Neurosurgeon is qualified to run the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

Shot in the dark here, I’m going to attempt to get inside the brain of Trump:

“Well, Benny boy is incredibly smart (he’s BLACK), he’s super accomplished (he’s BLACK), and he cares about community (he’s BLACK and probably either knows or is related to a lot of black people in the ghetto.)  He will absolutely do a wonderful job.” From inside the mind of our President-Elect

Good lord, we have four years of this shit?  I thought China had already beaten us, but now I know that they have lapped us twice.  Thanks a lot Duh’Merica, I guess we will be eating Golden Retriever and low mien sooner than I expected.

More Clinton emails…(they reveal a vast, international conspiracy)

35017-hillary_busted_emails_crime_ringSadly, more Clinton emails have been released and it’s not pretty.  According to www.conservativetruthpress.com,  the latest batch reveals what most people have been expecting….

The emails show that Hillary is and has always been a politician.  And like nearly all politicians, she’s done everything she could do to further her own self interests.

The latest release also shows that Hillary was/is involved in a vast international conspiracy with other bad and mean people throughout the world.  Those mean people are very scary and like to do bad things to good people, frequently.

In other news:  According to www.conservativetruthpress.com, as soon as tomorrow, Donald Trump will be appointing L. Ron Hubbard as director of the Department of Religion.  Although thought to be dead, Hubbard actually reincarnated himself as himself in order to take the position.

Thanks for reading and clicking Duh’Merica.  You make me more proud each day.

Cheers.

(Important note: this is not a real news story.  This is simply an experiment.  I’ve become fascinated with fake news stories and how gullible, how idiotic, how lazy Duh’Mericans have become.  I’m floored that millions of people believe shit like this and actually share these types of stories on their social media accounts.  But then again, we are Duh’Merica.)

The Case FOR Premarital Sex (NSFW)

Sluts, whores and hussies are wonderful for so many reasons whether you like them or not.  Sex is not a bad thing, never has been.

In fact, sex is why we are here today and why we will be here tomorrow.

Why then are so many people concerned with telling others not to have sex?  The notion of not having premarital sex is completely insane to me.

Here’s a scenario for you:

Two young high school sweethearts have been going steady since their sophomore year.  They both made the promise to wait until marriage to have sex, signed the prom letter, wore the promise rings and all that good shit.  They fulfill the promise and finally get married.

On the honeymoon, he carries her over the threshold of the suite and goes straight for the bed.  After several seconds of passionate kissing, the moment is close. Continue reading

Pretty Stupid Girls (by Misti Rainwater-Lites)

Misti-rainwater-lites-180(I’m a big fan of writer Misti Rainwater-Lites.  For me, this poem sums up Duh’Merica perfectly.)

This poem is timeless and one that can be read 100 years from now and still be applicable to American Society.

This poem is absolutely, fucking perfect.

I found this on: Poem of the Week September 19th 2005

Pretty Stupid Girls by Misti Rainwater-Lites

pretty stupid girls
chewing Dentyne Ice
and chatting on their cell phones
as Vietnamese ladies
polish their toenails
pretty stupid girls
showing off cleavage and fake tans
in bra tops from Victoria’s Secret
gossiping about Kevin and Britney
wanting to be Paris and Nicole
pretty stupid girls
getting sloshed in clubs
that blast stupid songs
going home with
pretty stupid boys
proving to the world
that Americans
pretty much
suck

 

Politicians are like…………..

(I think our latest elections lends some credibility to my theory)

Politicians are like bedazzlers; they decorate the public with bits of shiny shit that makes us stare in awe and belief.

Then, after elected, all the shiny shit falls off and we the people are left to sweep up the trash.  If not satisfied we can return the bedazzler, but they will only send us another one with the same decorations.

Moral of the story:  wake up people, vote for intelligence, vote for common sense, stop being fooled by the fancy, shiny shit.